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How Facebook's Recent Changes Will Affect Business Pages

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I’m so, I’m so, I’m so, I’m so, I’m so proud of you.

The Brooding Pangolin

The Pangolin’s layered scales move like synchronized swimmers, protecting his feelings and sensitive stomach. His mind is filled with regrets from missed opportunities during a recent discourse between himself and a certain long-beaked superior that shall remain nameless. The issues surrounding Sand Dune 6C are nothing new and not to be mentioned - even the notoriously low-level Pronghorns know that.

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Three Balaclavas

Three balaclavas are knocking on one hideously stained glass door. On the other side, a heavy set, young man with hairy arms is waiting on another client, a pizza delivery, or both. 

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Summons

The white and brown linoleum in this endless hallway is cold under my ass. A rhythm of footsteps move passed me and I’m guessing who works here and who has been summoned. Not as easy as you think.

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Stupid Ted

Ted is convinced this is the first time he’s died, but that isn’t true.

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Adam VS Jerry

A see-through, hundred legged bug is sitting on my toothbrush, taking a shit, as I lie in bed. It’s 3AM and I’m absolutely sure of it. And it isn’t so much the defecating that’s got me worked up.

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Literary Startup Submission

My boot’s government issue sole snags a gap where more sidewalk should be. A lifetime of northeast winters has left this particular strip soft and chapped. My right foot shoots out in front to compensate, jolting me back to the present, out of my fog. An early morning grey creeps over warehouse rooftops, while a grime-drenched gypsy cab limps past me. The tires don’t move, the car simply slides by shadows of buildings, while dim streetlights guide its path.

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Harmony Korine Does Spring Break

Are you going to see Spring Breakers? Did you have any idea who Harmony Korine was until 15 minutes ago? If you did, 10 cool kid points, if you didn’t, you’re welcome.

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The Skittles Model of Advertising

Once upon a time advertisements showcased key product features, benefits and a happy, vibrant spokesperson to make it sound real sweet. These were the tried and true methods in regards to Packaged Consumer Goods (PCG). Those days are long gone - replaced in with those able to walk the line between funny and idiotic.

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